Natural Cotton Tote Bag – “My Dachshund Said You’re a Hoe”

✨ 15” x 16” Natural Cotton Tote Bag – “My Dachshund Said You’re a Hoe” ✨

Product Description

For the dog moms with attitude.

This natural cotton tote bag features a bold, cheeky statement: “My dachshund said you’re a hoe.” Perfect for everyday errands, farmers market runs, the gym, or carrying all your weenie-mom essentials. Lightweight, durable, and guaranteed to get a laugh (or a side-eye).

Show off your dachshund pride and your personality with a tote that speaks for your dog… literally.

Why You’ll Love It

• 🐾 Funny & Sassy Design: A playful phrase that every dog lover will appreciate.
• 🌱 Eco-Friendly: Made from 100% natural cotton canvas.
• 💪 Sturdy & Reliable: Strong stitching and reinforced handles for everyday use.
• 🎁 Perfect Gift: Great for dachshund moms, dog lovers, or your funniest friend.

Product Details

• Size: 15” (W) x 16” (H)
• Material: 100% Natural Cotton
• Handle Drop: Comfortable over-the-shoulder length
• Color: Natural canvas
• Print: High-quality, long-lasting graphic

Care Instructions

Spot clean or hand wash for best results. Air dry only.

Great For

• Daily errands
• Dog park trips
• Grocery shopping
• Personal items & dog mom essentials
• Funny gift giving